Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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