my sisters under your porch take her home
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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