im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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