But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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