Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
this hospital has no fireball
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
we're so committed to being not committed
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