I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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