haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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