What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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