4 words: hood of his car
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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