i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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