Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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