She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I understand Curling. That high.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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