Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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