it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
