You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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