I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
P.S. I can't hear my feet
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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