Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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