Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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