Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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