I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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