it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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