Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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