We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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