She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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