I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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