Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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