Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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