I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
