What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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