She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
