she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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