the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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