So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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