I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Do plants get herpes?
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