An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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