im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You're like the curious george of whores
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
