do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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