That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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