I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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