Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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