Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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