why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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