So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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