I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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