I don't remember. Are we still dating?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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