doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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