i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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