party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Randomize
