Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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