You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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