i would punch a child for taco bell
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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