At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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