Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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