Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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