Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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