OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What did we do last night that was yellow?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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