Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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