I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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