Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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